Serial Cleaners
Suckers Magazine - Issue 1
Serial Cleaners - OUT NOW!
The topic for tonight is reminiscing! What are you reminiscing about on this New Year's Eve? And as you all know, it's a very special New Year's Eve - tomorrow will be the year 2000!
So call in and tell us your hopes and your dreams for the new year and the new millennium!
Right, up next, a mix of the best dance hits from the last decade!"
Go back to the 1990s and experience being a murder scene cleaner for the mob.
Get ready for this... Serial Cleaners is OUT NOW!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1337920/Serial_Cleaners/?utm_campaign=Launch&utm_source=Social&utm_medium=ST_organic
It's right here, right now, it will make you sneak, it will make you jump around. With an incredible soundtrack, the music sounds better in this game.
Bob always cleaned alone, but now he has a crew of three other cleaners and you discover how they became part of each others lives. Vip3r, wants to prove her hacking skills, Lati, an artist who accidently gets dragged into the cleaning life, and Psycho, an out-of-control mob enforcer who needs cleaning up after.
This is how you do it!
Alternate between four characters, each with a unique skill set, opening up new possibilities!
You need to get rid of the bodies, find the evidence, clean up any mess and don't stop moving or you will get caught.
Doin' the Do!
You can plan every step and use stealth to get around, using your environment to hideaway or trust your reflexes and rush in like a sandstorm. Either way, get ready to leave once you have finished your mission - it's nothing but you and the cops!
Ready steady go!
The 90s aesthetic will bring back fond memories of the more carefree decade. Neon lights, graffiti art, expressive fashion, cult ‘90s film inspiration - which will push that 90s feeling on.
Find yourself in nostalgic locations and surrounded by 90s street culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKxlK-hGr0U
"Hello and welcome back to the Late Night Drive show on New York Nights, SCNYC-94.9 FM. We are going to take a couple of calls.
On line number one we have Erin - So Erin, what are you reminiscing about this New Year's Eve?
*zap* *pop* *buuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Hello?
Hello, is there anybody there... theeeeeeeeeeerrrrreeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeerrrreeeee
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Move without sound. Clean without emotion. Disappear without trace
Team Work makes the Stream Work - 505 Games and Draw Distance Live Stream
Anyway, we missed you too!
So join us for our next Twitch live stream!
07/09/2022 from approx. 16:00 BST / 08:00 PST
Find us here 📺 https://twitch.tv/505games
While you're tending to that unsightly ailment (you should really get that checked out, I was only joking about the rash earlier - but clearly you need some medical attention) please follow us on Twitter and watch our most recent live stream replay!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDq_IG3Xdxg
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We encourage all of you to check out Serial Cleaners' prequel - Serial Cleaner! Bob is younger, his mom still alive and the US West Coast in the 70's brighter, yet equally bloody. Click the link below to check the game here on Steam!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/522210/Serial_Cleaner/
505 Games and Draw Distance Stream Replay! Who's on Line Number One?
...What's my opinion on socks and sandals you ask?
WHAT, TOGETHER??!
Shock Horror! What is this - a crime scene?! Socks and sandals is never a good look... especially with white socks. If you're going to wear the socks and - urgh - sandals combo, try to at least complement the sandal... with a fetching small side bow ankle sock. Not some hefty sports sock that consumes your calves!
So do that or burn the sandals and by yourself some high-tops.
Thank you for your question!
Who's on line two?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Rc4k0D1CE
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We encourage all of you to check out Serial Cleaners' prequel - Serial Cleaner! Bob is younger, his mom still alive and the US West Coast in the 70's brighter, yet equally bloody. Click the link below to check the game here on Steam!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/522210/Serial_Cleaner/
We taped it for you! Serial Cleaners Stream Replay - What About BOB?
Yep, all my sea monkeys are dead except one. Not sure how this has happened, but it has.
I gave them love, attention, a fancy tank, chillout Balearic trance - not to mention food.
Anyway, this experience has taught me that they lived longer than my Tamagotchi did.
This... is a win.
Talking of all things 90s, here is a talking topic - the latest 505 Games and Draw Distance live stream.
It's a recording, so you can't participate in the chat, however much you might want to - though we are not going to stop you from talking to your monitor - we want you to feel included.
But if you enjoy the replay, maybe you will join us next time - live. Unlike the corpses our cleaners have to deal with...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdbD9QQnldo
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If you become a fan of Bob, check out the Serial Cleaners' prequel - Serial Cleaner! Bob is younger, his mom still alive and the US West Coast in the 70's brighter, yet equally bloody. Click the link below to check the game here on Steam!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/522210/Serial_Cleaner/
ICYMI! 505 Games and Draw Distance Stream Replay
Yeah, well... for some reason we don't use them any more. When we did use them, we recorded the highest in quality entertainment the TV networks had to offer - television shows we couldn't bear to miss.
Game shows! It was usually game shows. Yes... mostly game shows.
But sometimes you need to cleanse the palette and take a dive into genres unknown.
So why not dive into this recorded live stream replay - with the 505 Games and Draw Distance community managers - where they dish up all the dirt on the cleaners from the game you came here to read about?
It will be just like the old days when you popped in a VCR to your player - except you don't have to rewind it - and what you are watching won't get chewed up and spat out when you're done.
Sound good? Yeah, I thought so!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI9WVFY67PU
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We encourage all of you to check out Serial Cleaners' prequel - Serial Cleaner! Bob is younger, his mom still alive and the US West Coast in the 70's brighter, yet equally bloody. Click the link below to check the game here on Steam!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/522210/Serial_Cleaner/
Serial Cleaners - Clean Up Starts September 22nd 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-XkYZpnY74
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We encourage all of you to check out Serial Cleaners' prequel - Serial Cleaner! Bob is younger, his mom still alive and the US West Coast in the 70's brighter, yet equally bloody. Click the link below to check the game here on Steam!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/522210/Serial_Cleaner/
Serial Cleaners at the Future Games Show!
And when we scrub up, we really do scrub up - in and out without a trace.
...but on this occasion, we decided to make an exception.
Serial Cleaners will be leaving a large mark on the Future Game Show.
Watch the show on Saturday, June 11, 12:00 PDT / 15:00 EDT / 20:00 BST on Twitch, YouTube, Facebook and Twitter and find out what kind of delights we have left lying around for you.
Anyway, further details are in the image below.
But, before you disappear, (and by that we mean, leave the page, not in suspicious circumstances) why not check out our Twitter page for more fun, merriment and content your mother would absolutely adore and approve of!
Clean your schedule! New Serial Cleaners Trailer is here!
Put down the severed foot and take a much-needed break by watching our new trailer.
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Serial Cleaners at The MIX 10th Anniversary Showcase
Oh look more blood… and limbs and some other incriminating stuff.
Well, we better tidy this place up before The MIX 10th Anniversary Showcase starts.
Yeah you heard me right! Serial Cleaners is at this year’s MIX Showcase.
The MIX 10th Anniversary Showcase starts on Tuesday 22nd at 10:00 am Pacific | 6:00 pm CET and you will be able to watch it on Twitch and YouTube.
For the most up-to-date information on everything Serial Cleaners, make sure you follow us on Twitter.
(we don't want you missing out on all the gory details) and also don't forget to Wishlist the game!
So hold on to your vacuum cleaner and get ready to enjoy the show!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1337920/Serial_Cleaners/