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When will Hawaiian shirts go out of fashion? The age-old question.
It seems like only yesterday they appeared with their brightly coloured palm tree prints and their garish outlook on life. Nevertheless, I believe they are here to stay, a lot like cell phones and decaf coffee. But maybe they were never in fashion at all, and that's why they have become a wardrobe staple from as early as the 1930s.
But what will the new millennium bring us? Surely it will bring us more Casual Fridays, more parrots printed on sleeves, and it will bring us more batik'd monstera leaves slapped proudly across chest pockets in bright yellow.
It also brings Bob's personality to life in his world of crime scene cleaning.
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Do you carry bundles of bodies. Sorry, I meant potatoes for a living? Does the thought of a bundle, bring you bundles of joy? Does the word bundle, (say with me once more, BUN-DLE) - fill you with glee? Just let those two syllables roll off the tongue for a moment there. If you can say the word bundle, then this is the product for you!
Introducing the Serial Cleaner + Serial Cleaners Bundle!
It includes the fast-paced stealth-action game, Serial Cleaner, which is set in 1970s. So, get ready to slip on your flares, grab your shades and hop in your station wagon, it's time to work… as a mob professional cleaner.
But wait, there's more! Serial Cleaners is a top-down stealth-action game, where you get to experience being a murder scene cleaner for the mob in 1990s New York. Alternate between four cleaners, each with their own unique style, and live their stories.
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What About Bob?
In the '70s Bob was a contractor for the mob.
He made enough money to pay rent and support his mother. In the following years, Bob dabbled in gambling and ended up in a lot of debt. He found himself involved in a lot of risky jobs for some unknown contractor, which later turned out to be the mother of the Echo Killer - a soon-to-be-famous copycat serial killer. Echo Killer was eventually caught by the police with Bob's help - but Bob was seriously injured during his capture. It took a while, but once Bob recovered, he packed his bags and took his mother and left town.
In the early '80s, Bob moved to the East Coast, with the goal of becoming a new man. Someone law-abiding. He was no longer 'The Cleaner'. His mother's health was declining, so he took a job as a janitor in one of the local offices. He was missing something - he preferred the thrill of his previous job to this mundane existence, but he was doing this to take care of his mother.
After his mother passed away, Bob realised the life of a decent man just wasn't for him and through one of his contacts, Bob got back into work - this time for a drug lord. Bob spent the next few years drowning his sorrows before cutting ties with that part of his life - after one event in Miami where his paranoid boss wiped all of his own henchmen. He had asked his favourite wise-guy Bob, to clean up after him.
In the early 90s, Bob moved to NYC to do what he does best - cleaning. With an apartment in the Meatpacking District and a deal with Crawford & Simms Funeral Home to have as an "office", he got recognized by mob boss Don Reina. It was soon after this, he met the rest of the Serial Cleaners.
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Verified on Steam Deck - Cleaning on the go, just became shinier!
Hold on to your vacuums, Serial Cleaners is now verified for Steam Deck! Now you can have the best crime scene cleaning experience wherever you are!
On the train, On the plain, On the latrine (That rhyme nearly works).
So, what does this mean? Serial Cleaners is now fully functional on Steam Deck and works with the in-built controls and displays. All functional is accessible, when using the controller and the game will show the controller icons. The in-game text will be legible, and the games default graphics configuration performs well on the platform.
So go on, run wild and free with the newly Steam Deck Verified Serial Cleaners!
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Using CORSAIR’s iCUE lighting technology, your setup will automatically sync with all the vacuuming action Serial Cleaners has to offer.
So go on! Cleaning up has never look so appealing!
TRUE GRIME: A Serial Cleaners Documentary
A hard-hitting documentary looking into the minds of the elusive Serial Cleaners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSD1cZfkht8 -TV Guide Reviews- Has kept the local news buzzing since its initial debut. - Lolly Lockton
The best true crime documentaries are those that snowball from one unbelievable story into another - and in this case, it turns itself into an actual snowman by the end. - Jackson Jacksonson
A total adrenaline rush that makes you feel like you are part of the show - you can even smell the fresh lemony goodness through the TV screen! - Brianna Tincanna
I turned over to watch Jeopardy. - Cleet Splern
Straight Outta 90s
Our Serial Cleaners are straight outta tha 90s.
Remember VCRs, brick sized cell phones, grunge music, early World Wide Web... the word pivot?
Relive fond memories of a carefree decade with Serial Cleaners - full of brightly colored neon optimism, hiding the grime underneath.
