Are you looking for other daredevils who have criss-crossed the galaxy while pantless and saved oppressed cows from the hands of nasty mootants? Well, search no more! We have set up a Space Cows Discord channel where you can share your out-of-this-world stories from your space adventures.
You can also:
Share your thoughts, ideas, and impressions with us
It’s trick or treat, but we have only treats for you this time: Halloween Sale on Steam! Get your Space Cows for a space price, 50% off. So treat yourself and trick the mootants. Buy the game now and ride with cows in the dead of night!
Back on Earth, Betsy—Best Regards’ beloved cow—won several awards for being the prettiest cow between the North and South Pole. We would also like to reward the best Space Cows players. It’s tradition.
We want to appoint the following players as the Players of the Month for making it to the first place on all difficulty levels in Space Cows Leaderbaords:
Now, would you like to show off your skill and become the next Player of the Month? Launch Space Cows on Steam and speedrun your way to the top!
Milk Must Flow Contest
Wake the cow up, spaceman, we got a contest to win!
This is Best Regards speaking. Show me your minigame skill for a chance to win the copy of Space Cows for your buddy (or cattle).
Take a screenshot of your best Milk Must Flow score, upload it on Steam and share it in the comment section. I will send the Steam key to whoever holds the best score. You can choose whichever Milk Must Flow minigame you want.
Here’s my score:
Deadline for contest entries: October 9. I will announce the winner within 48h after the contest ends and I will contact you on Steam (please accept my Friend invitation).
Good luck and may the milk be with you!
How to enter:
Launch the game
Play a Milk Must Flow minigame (available on each level)
Take a screenshot (default key: F12) of the best score
Upload it to Steam (preferably, but you can also use imgur.com)
Share the link in the comment section of this thread
People are talking about “Space Cows”!
Oh, hello mootants, you caught me off guard. I was just reading some Space Cows reviews. Here’s what they’re saying about our space-based bovine adventure:
If you’re looking for a game that provides a serious challenge underneath a veneer of silly jokes and puns, Space Cows is 100% the beast you’re looking for. - Bonus Stage
Space Cows is a fairly easy game to get the hang of. It’s a twin-stick shooter where you have to work your way through each level defeating enemies and collecting something, in this case, cows. - Northern Gamer
Space Cows is the sort of game which could easily be overlooked amid the absolute torrent of indie titles available on Steam (...) On the whole (milk), it’s a fun little romp which, though a little grating at points, is worth the $12.99 asking price and stands as a solid example of how much fun inexpensive indie games can be. - The Gamer
That was a great read, but now let’s get back to work. I have come here to drink milk and kick space buttocks. And I’m all out of milk…
Is it a plane? Is it a bird? No, it’s a man dressed as a...cow?
It’s been a week since Space Cows was released, and WOW, what a wacky week it was. The reviews are awesome and the gameplay is not of this earth. Literally...
Apparently, Betsie is not the only Earth cow that ended up hundreds of feet above the ground. Check out the reckless Space Cows bet from Tromba and Poczciwy Krzychu. It’s in Polish, so let me sum it up for you: - Krzychu, wanna bet? Whoever gets the lowest score in Space Cows, jumps from an airplane in a cow suit. - Hold my milk! <15 minutes later> - Um, best two out of three…? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl06Q9eAeWI Phew, that was intense! Now let’s get down to earth and watch AbdallahSmash026 gameplay with his vigorous commentary, which will walk you through the Space Cows basics in no time! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLnbU8Jaskk And if milk is not the only thing you like raw, check out the raw gameplay from MAZAVS, recorded in 60 fps on eye-melting Ultra graphics. Crystal clear joy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Toj7Baa_EU Exciting, huh? Grab a copy for yourself, a dairy farmer or your best buddies!
A big thank you to everyone for the cowtastic reception of Space Cows! Creating the game was only a part of the adventure—watching your reactions is just as exciting.
We’ve had a great time reading your reviews. They’re out of this world! Just look at some of them:
Twin-stick shooters aren't normally my thing, but I really like Space Cows. It's silly, it's self-aware, and you fly around through space naked while collecting milk. What's not to like?
This game is really fun but don't assume it's an easy one! Actually, the very first level is already quite challenging! It really feels that the guys developing it had some fun and share a good sense of humor. Also, for the price you can't go wrong..
If you haven’t dropped a review for the game yet, why don’t you do it now? For every new review, one space mootant dies.
Best regards, Happy Corruption & All in! Games & Best Regards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6hnO3hlUZc Space Cows is a cheesy twin-stick shooter featuring weaponized toilet plunger and intense combat. Shoot, dash and wobble in slow moo-tion to save cows and lay vengeance upon an evil cow-poration.
You play as a cow farmer, Best Regards, who recently had his favorite cow stolen and transported to a mootant-infested space station. Fly naked in zero gravity, armed only with a laser-scoped plunger and driven by a thirst for revenge!
Key features:
Be the plunger assassin. Take on dangerous mootants, mini-bosses and a final mega-boss. It’s moosacre time!
Wibble-wobble in zero gravity. Use twin-stick controls to master fun and responsive zero-gravity physics.
The milk must flow! Collect the milk bubbles, but be careful—the space station is full of environmental hazards.
Master the minigames. Save cows. Rack up crazy scores.
This twin-stick shooooter, that totally redefines the sci-fi cattle genre, will be released tomorrow on Steam and Nintendo Switch. Prepare yourself for a bullet hell encounter with alien mootants that stand in the way of your reunion with your best four-hooved friend—Betsie.
You’ll never look at intestinal-gas-powered space travel the same way again!
If you add the game to your wishlist, you will get an email from Valve (perhaps from GabeN himself) when the game is released:
