Have you seen the latest trailer for the epic space adventure, starring fan-favorite characters and deadly hand-held weapons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6hnO3hlUZc
That’s right, it’s Space Cows! Starring me—Best Regards
Space Cows will let you wield the greatest weapon of all times—the toilet plunger! It can't cut through walls, it won’t light your way through dark corridors, but boy oh boy—there’s no better tool to get rid of nasty filth. And I’m talking about space mootants of course.
Just look at this mayhem:
Now look at it again.
And now just add the game to your wishlist.
Captain’s log.
Stardate: 2019.
Apparently I have plenty of fans here on Earth. They came to visit me when I was remilking my tanks at Gamescom.
Major conclusion: humans are much prettier than space mootants and they’re way better at challenging twin-stick games. It was splendid to hang out with people who don’t want to eat your face off. A truly rare sight nowadays.
Anyway, I moost go now. Duty calls.
Next stop on the Milky Way: Steam.
ETA: September 5.
Who would have thought? Not only can you play Space Cows hands-on at Gamescom (Hall 10.1, stand E052), but you can also watch the new gameplay trailer!
https://youtu.be/h6hnO3hlUZc
It’s a moost see. Instant classic. Makes you wanna press that sweet Replay button again and again.
Oh, and one more thing… Space Cows’ release date is September 5, 2019!
BONUS: Here’s my review of the trailer:
I very mooch liked it.
Video: 10 / 10
Audio: 10 / 10
Number of mootants in the trailer: 2165 / 2165
Overall: 10 / 10 would watch again
- Best Regards - renowned movie critic & nudist space cowboy
Share your impressions too and add the game to your wishlist!
Good Moorning! It’s a me - Best Regards, your favorite buttock-kicking space celebrity. And since I’m a celebrity, you probably wanna know more about me. Here you are:
I have mastered the ability to slow down time. It’s super useful in at least two situations:
when you need more time to figure out how to speed up time
when you're surrounded by a helluva lot of space aliens
Remember: use slow moo to be like John Woo.
That’s a cool mootto. Do you know what else is cool? Adding games to your wishlist.
Try it now:
Hey, you! I herd that Earth cows are fond of TOP10 lists, so I decided to make a TOP3 list, because I don’t have time for other 7 nonsense lines. I’m also a little lazy.
So here’s my TOP3 list. I called it My TOP3 List of How to Use the Environment in Space Cows to Your Advantage:
grill extraterrestrial sausages by luring aliens into the range of flamethrowers
hide behind the cheese or stand so incredibly still that you become invisible to the eye (the second one only works in movies, though…)
become a phantom menace and cut enemies in half when they step into lasers
Gotta go, my fingers hurt from typing so many letters.
Best Regards, out!
(don’t get excited, that’s just my name)
Oh, I almost forgot - add the game to your wishlist! (my fingers… hurt… ughhh).
I feel super lonely out here in a galaxy far away. You know what they say: in space, no one can hear you moo. Probably because there are hardly any people around. Alive at least.
So, space cowdets, why don't you start a new Steam Discussion and say hi? Say something else too, like: What Space Cows’ features are you moo-st excited about? What is your pants’ size?
I see you're interested in the video game about my adventures in cos-moo-s. That's breathtaking!
Let me tell you what's it about:
Space Cows is a fast-paced cheesy twin-stick shooter in which you'll fart your way through challenging levels stuffed with super ugly extraterrestrials. The overused toilet plunger will be your ultimate weapon.
Exciting, huh? Now let me tell you what the game is not about: Earth cows.
So if you're into milky stuff and shoot em up style zero-gravity combat, start a new Steam Discussion and tell me what you're most excited about.
Oh, and do me a great favor by adding the game to your wishlist.
We'd like to inform you that Space Cows - an Udderly Cheesy-Fiction Game is now available on various social media, which you can follow to be on top of the latest info about the game and get news as fresh as milk straight from a cow.
We also have our official Space Cows Discord "Cowmunity"(see what we did there?), which you can join here: https://discordapp.com/invite/BT3CaBC - you can chat there with devs, other gamers, and sometime even Best Regards. That’s right - our game's main hero, appears on the server as well ;)
