Happy Friday everyone... is what we would've said if we managed to release the update on time. But here we are on Monday, thanks to those god damn seagulls...
WEED SHOP 2 NOW FEATURES
MORE TRASHY ENVIRONMENT
With all the stoner traffic it was only a matter of time before the beach got run down. Try not to step in some dogs***... or at least we hope it's dogs***.
SEAGULLS
They fly around and s**t!
RIVAL DEALERS
As the word about your weed shop spreads along the coast, rival dealers will start poaching your customers and try to destroy your reputation.
"CLOSED" SIGN
Purchase the "We're Closed" sign and close your shop to smoke, grow or remodel in peace whenever you feel like it. Just remember having the shop closed will affect its popularity.
INVENTORY KEY MAPS
Use the rotate/toggle pots keys (Q & E by default) to select an item in your inventory and use the attack key (Space by default) to confirm the selection.
The WTF Update!
This week, after receiving reports of abysmal FPS when growing a crapload of weed, we spent most of our time optimizing the game's performance. Now, on a decent PC, you'll be able to grow up to a 100 plants with no noticeable impact on performance!
Since we spent a lot of time optimizing stuff, this week's content update is totally weaksauce, but we got that sweet "Major Features" image made anyway.
WEED SHOP 2 NOW FEATURES
SMOKE SPOT
Get one and smoke your bongs without leaving your shop.
MARIJUANA DEGREE
Someone's been asking for a way to give yourself a name. Here it is! You can also name your store by buying banners now!
CAT
If this is your cat, please call Tyler.
ACTION KEY MAPS
For those of you who hate using the mouse pointer to do things, we've mapped the action buttons to keyboard keys.
And in case you missed it, Weed Shop 2 trading cards are now live so you can finally collect that "pimp cup filled with weed" emoticon you've been dreaming of!
Bongs, Bats, Balloons & More!
The new content update is finally here with an extra dose of weed growing, head bashing, merch flipping insanity!
WEED SHOP 2 NOW FEATURES
BONGS
Diversify your business by selling weed paraphernalia to your existing customer base.
UPGRADEABLE BATS
Visit the Upgrades section to buy a short stick or upgrade to something more lethal.
JUGGALOS
They'll snatch and grab your bong right from your hands before you even have the chance to exhale.
CCTV CAMERAS
Get alerts as soon as a known criminal enters your shop.
YOUTUBE TV
Watch youtube videos while waiting for your next harvest. (Highly experimental at the moment and could cause performance issues on older PCs)
UNBREAKABLE POTS
As the title implies, they don't ever break, ever!
MORE MISSIONS & ITEMS
Complete new tasks and purchase even more random stuff for your shop.
ADDITIONAL KEYBOARD MAPS
Use the Q & E keys to select other pots and plants on the same grow setup. (Action key maps coming real soon!)
STEAM CARDS
Our initial batch of emoticons and backgrounds got rejected for containing drug references, so we hope you enjoy our new fluffy kitten backgrounds and office supply emoticons!
MORE BUGS
If anything glitches out, let us know by making a new thread at Bug Reports and we'll get it fixed ASAP!
More stuff on the way next week, have a lit weekend everyone!
Weed Shop 2 Update 1.0.2.0
We're super excited to announce that our latest patch 1.0.2.0 is out now!
Ok, that was a lie, we got no version control and have released way too many patches to count so the fancy version number was complete BS... also not all that excited... somewhat excited... as excited as waiting for the piss test results...
Anyway, here's what's changed since the 420 announcement:
BUG FIXES
Hippy Jeff Is A Woman - FIXED
Achievents Slow/Stoned - FIXED
Missing Ganjaroids - FIXED
Wrong Name Shown For Flying Turd - FIXED
Can't Place Medium Setup - FIXED
Mission Ye's Bodyguard - FIXED
Player Out Of Map - FIXED
Thug Stuck In Attack Mode - FIXED
Sales Staff Not Doing Their Job - FIXED
Not Being Able To Get High - IN PROGRESS
IMPROVEMENTS
Added the option to sell your old s**t.
Replaced SFX & Music toggles with volume controls.
Added mouse view sensitivity options.
COMING SOON
"Hella Stoned"
New Missions
Game Guide - That s**t's hard to write, yo!
If you got any requests, suggestions or bugs to report, hit us up on the community forums or hook us up with some malt liquor (both preferably) and we'll do our best to make something happen.
By the way, and this is the only serious part of this post, big props to all the bros making let's play videos, streaming on twitch and spreading the word on social media! We owe you one!
Happy 4/20 Everyone!
Yo, what going on? Everybody feeling nice and toasty yet? That's what's up!
To celebrate our favorite day (ever since we found out it existed yesterday) we've just released a special 420 update for that game that lets you grow weed and go click, click, click...
WEED SHOP 2 NOW FEATURES
Achievements
Hey, some people still like 'em!
Stoner Tasks
Pointless tasks you do stoned!
Mystery Weed
Weed seeds that you get from a burrito.
No More Bugs
Just kidding, there's plenty of bugs!
So get into the festive spirit and celebrate 4/20 the way everyone should - in the basement, playing mediocre video games. Stay lit!
Custom Keymaps & Joints!
Weed Shop 2 patch 1.0.2.0 is out now and features:
Custom Keymap Support
New Rolling Tables
More Joints
Leftover Burrito
By the way, our steam launch promotional prices expire in like two hours, so if you haven't done so already, go steal your mom's credit card and treat yourself to a copy of the best worst game ever - Weed Shop 2!
Weed Shop 2 Update 1.0.1.0
Weed Shop 2 patch 1.0.1.0 has just been released! It should address most of the reported bugs and improve the gameplay mechanics based on your suggestions.
Here's the current status of Weed Shop 2 (1.0.1.0):
BUG FIXES
Falling through the floor when using shortcuts - FIXED
Stuck/Floating timers after harvesting - FIXED
Customers getting stuck - FIXED
Shop sign not increasing popularity - FIXED
Crackhead Mack mission - FIXED
Missing V-sync - FIXED
Reset/Load/Save progress glitches - FIXED
Staff not doing their jobs - IN PROGRESS
Not being able to beat robbers up - BY DESIGN (We'll have more info on this in the upcoming game guide)
IMPROVEMENTS
More free grow supplies and blunts when starting from scratch
XP points increase based on weed harvest size, sale prices and player level
Increased the potential customer count & shop visit frequency
Increased the number of NPCs
Adjusted player movement for tighter controls
COMING SOON
Gameplay Guide
Custom Mapping Support
Steam Exclusive Rolling Tables
Custom Joints
Mistery Strains
Stoner Tasks
Visual Improvements
Stay lit and stay tuned!
What up homies!
First of all, we want to thank all of you who helped us get Weed Shop 2 Greenlit!
As you can probably tell from all the f-ups, Weed Shop 2 is our first Steam release ever but we've been working non-stop to get all the bugs fixed ASAP! (Also, each sentence in the update is going to end with an exclamation point thanks to a mother****ing Cheeto stuck under the period key!)
Anyway, thanks for all the reviews, bug reports and comments! Keep that s**t coming and we'll have a perfect weed game in no time! We've fixed most of the reported bugs and have begun implementing gameplay changes based on your feedback!
We'll be posting a detailed list of bugfixes, improvements and upcoming add-ons as soon as the next patch goes live!
